Why Everything Sucks and What You Can Do About It - Solving the World with basic Middle School Level Science
An old gray haired retired white man on a fixed budget posted this on a FB page and it became a great means to show him how he was just a corporate shill in a mass media marketing stunt to sell EVs to scientifically illiterate generationally privileged white kids who are being brainwashed by THEIR MEDIA to believe too many sunny days are going to scorch the Earth
ME: “why do you so proudly show your cards to everyone on the internet like this?”
HIM: “ME, why not?”
ME: “HIM, because you tell marketers how to get you to buy …life is a poker game and every time you show your cards, you’re choosing to lose a hand
I honestly can’t believe so many millions of people don’t understand this
and who are going to convince, honestly? …are you trying to swing a vote or just having fun?
if you’re having fun, then you’re being taken advantage of, dopamine hits kill betters in casinos when they start feeling like their “in the zone” or whatever bullshit but that’s just dopamine hits pumping them full of feel-good chemicals which makes them KEEP on betting…until ultimately they lose it all oldest damn trick in the book and yet millions of people still fall for it all the damn time”
HIM: “ME, dude it’s just a joke meme!!”
ME: “HIM, I know you think that…I get it but you are playing a shill in a mass marketer’s game and you don’t even know it”
ME: “HIM, let me ask you this…..let’s say that you KNOW you can win a bet with a near 100% accuracy of being right in the outcome and win XYZ amount of $$$
would you take that bet?
HIM: “ME, what? WTF does that have to do with the meme?”
ME: “HIM, because YOU are the bet and there are people making money betting on the 100% GUARANTEE that YOU are going to laugh at it, mock it, and then PROUDLY share it”
ME: “THAT is how branding works”
HIM: “ME, umm so? Do memes really bother you that much”
ME: “HIM, you do understand that EV makers don’t actually want YOU to buy them, right?”
ME: “all they need YOU to do is to hate and mock them in a highly public fashion so that YOUNGER generations who rebel against older generations DO buy them
you’re literally just a corporate shill and you’re not even getting paid for it….no, you give your services for free every day”
“YOU represent old, retired people on fixed incomes so this is pretty much the only service you can provide for America anymore
whereas younger generations represent decades of future growth for the corporations who purchase this kind of media advertising, yet future DEBT for the kids are ARE going to buy it”
HIM: “ME, you do realize that I really don’t give two shakes of a rats ass whether or not they want us to buy them. Or two shakes about electric vehicles at all”
ME: “you’re an easily programmed game piece in their game and you willingly lay right on down and accept it by the way, Nike used the exact same marketing devices because they, like EV makers, don’t actually want you to buy their athletic gear”
let’s just say it’s a bad look when grandpa is wearing athletic gear they’re trying to sell to teenagers”
ME: “‘you do realize that I really don’t give two shakes of a rats ass whether or not they want us to buy them. Or two shakes about electric vehicles at all’
oh, I do realize that, in fact, that’s exactly the point….what you don’t seem to realize is that’s exactly how you’ve been programmed by your media to feel about EVs”
ME: “you’re one of those “I will not comply” psychographic fellas that corporate America just loves to take advantage of”
ME: if EV makers wanted guys like you to love EVs then they would purchase media advertising that would program you to love them
and you, in fact, would love them”
ME: “But, again, it’s not a good look for grandpa to be buying cars that are being marketed and sold to the kids and their long future of debt in America”
HIM: “ME, “I will not comply!” Where the fuck did you get that idea?? Dude. I just post memes I think are funny or sarcastic…., towards both sides of the spectrum! I think you take this way too seriously!! You have a good day sir
ME: “oh, last thing here, trust me, those kids are honestly so fucking stupid that they’ll literally buy cars that go dead in the cold JUST BECAUSE old people like YOU hate them lol”
ME: “so that begs the question….who actually is the stupid one here?
HIM: “ME, who is calling anyone stupid here? Not me!!
ME: “HIM, oh come on, are you seriously going to run out and buy some rainbow socks to show in public any time soon?”
ME: “the kids will though, and they’ll do it for no other reason than to piss you (generation) off playing with gender….hardly any different than your generation did way back when, eh?”
HIM: “ME, this has quickly become a pin ball conversation.. I have no clue what you’re talking about now, but I did say….
Good day sir !”
ME: “HIM, I’m trying to HELP YOU understand about how you’re a PRODUCT in a media (Fox News) market TO BE SOLD by corporations to get KIDS to BUY SHIT they don’t need RIGHT NOW with MONEY they DON’T HAVE (and will probably have to ALSO be bailed out for by government one day)”
HIM: “ME, I said GOOD DAY!!!
ME: “because if you’re not paying for the product…..you ARE the product 😉”